The Cincinnati Bengals: Okay, I'm Running a Little Late

Cincinnati Bengals: A Week 1 Recap/Season Preview

So part of this post was written before the Bengals 24-21 loss to the Chicago Bears, and part of it after. 

Enjoy. 

Chicago Bears 24, Cincinnati Bengals 21: 

Going into the game, the Bears were 3-point favorites at home to take down the Bengals. With about 8 minutes left in the third quarter, a lot of people who took Bears were probably being foolish. But then again, anyone who has spent their life rooking for the Bengals knows what it feels like to be a fool. 

After Jay Cutler's first quarter touchdown to Martellus Bennett put the Bears up 7-0, the Bengals went on a 21-3 run behind the stellar play of A.J. Green (9 catches, 162 yards, 2 touchdowns) and the okay ability of Andy Dalton to get it to his hands. However the bengals went scoreless for practically the final 20 minutes of the game and Cutler's fourth quarter 19-yard touchdown pass to Brandon Marshall (8 catches, 104 yards) gave the bears the final points they would need for the comeback. Here's how it happened:

A Frustrating Start for the Defense:

The Bengals defense, headlined by DT Geno Atkins was probably the most hyped unit of the team during the offseason. The relentless pass rush was expected to get to Cutler who has been among the league's most sacked quarterbacks behind a traditionally weak Chicago offensive line. However, Bears Coach Mark Tressman had promised to revamp the O-Line and it was apparent, as the Bengals were unable to sack Cutler once. In fact, Cutler completed 80% of his passes when the Bengals rushed five-plus players at the quarterback, something they did on 33 drop backs yesterday. 

Cutler played a solid game, aside from an errant pass that resulted in an interception to Vontaze Burfict, passing for 242 yards and two touchdowns. Chicago amassed 226 yards in the second half after only mustering up 97 in the first. One silver lining is that Bear's RB Matt Forte gained only 50 yards on 19 carries. Forte is often one of those shifty backs who gives the Cincinnati linebackers a lot of problems (see: Rice, Ray) so it was encouraging to see him struggle to find free space. 

Classic Bengals Offense: A little hope, a little depression

Many people seem to be pointing to Andy Dalton's aggressiveness in the pocket as a sign that the Bengals offense is finally ready to evolve into a modern day system. It is true, in part. Dalton was throwing a lot of passes in traffic and relying heavily on his receivers to make the difficult catch. This is what the great quarterbacks do. Aaron Rodgers, for example, has perfected the back-shoulder throw and many of his passes simply rely on giving his talented receivers a chance to make a play, not on hitting wide-open players across the field. 

However, Dalton threw two interceptions although one was off of a deflection by Green. Both passes ended up in the hands of Chicago defensive back Charles Tillman. The first interception was in Bengals territory on a slant route to AJ that Tillman jumped in front of and ran into the end zone. The touchdown was pulled back but it was a really head shaking start to Dalton's first drive. The Bengals' third turnover was courtesy of receiver Mohamed Sanu who fumbled a first-down catch in Chicago territory. The Bengals would fail to score after that point. 

Once again, there is some hope. While Benjarvus Green-Ellis ran for just 25 yards on 14 carries, rookie Gio Bernard gained 30 yards on 5 touches, showing the elusiveness that made him the top running back taken in the draft. The tight end attack also looked to have some potential as rookie Tyler Eifert and Jermaine Gresham combined for 83 yards on 10 receptions (and on 10 targets, meaning there were not drops or incomplete passes that were thrown their way). 

And Of Course, The Return of the Bungles:

Where should I start here? It was bound to happen. During a Chicago drive in the fourth quarter, the Bengals used their final two timeouts of the game on ONE PLAY. Both times, the Bengals were unable to get their allotted 11 players on the field; one time with 10, and another with 13. It is hard to always blame player miscues on the coaching staff, but those timeouts ended up badly hurting the Bengals chances at a comeback. The Bengals had possession for just over two minutes of the entire fourth quarter, with clock management mostly to blame. 

Oh, and what would a Bungles game be without penalties. In total, the Bengals were flagged eight times for 84 yards. Three of the eight were end-of-play penalties that were simply unnecessary. Most notably, with just over a minute remaining the Bengals stopped a Matt Forte run, putting the Bears in a fourth down scenario. After the play ended, linebacker Rey Malaluga retaliated from a push and was assigned an unnecessary roughness penalty that gave the Bears a first-down and essentially ended the game. Cincinnati signed Maualuga to a new contract on the premise that his "veteran" attitude would help this team maintain its composure on the field. Sigh...

Notes: 

A quick applause for backup offensive tackle Anthony Collins who had a great game filling in for Pro-Bowler Andrew Whitworth. Collins did not give up a sack against one of the best pass rushing teams in the league. The entire O-Line only gave up one sack against the Bears. 

A fantastic Pacman Jones punt return was called back by a blocking in the back penalty during the first half. Hopefully Marvin Lewis keeps Jones as the returner and not Brandon Tate.

This is the fifth time in the past six years that the Bengals lost their season opener. We've made the playoffs three times in that span, so there's certainly much more football to be played, but it was disappointing that they couldn't break the streak. 

All four AFC North teams lost this week, meaning....the Bengals are tied for first place! Or last..

In the second quarter, I swear that the Bengals offense twice used an audible that was called "Tebow." I swear.

The Bengals return to Cincinnati next week to play the Steelers (0-1) on Monday Night Football.

2013 Schedule Predictions: 

     Fearless Prediction:

Sept 8:   @ Chicago Bears                                 Loss   (0-1)

Sept 16: vs. Pittsburgh Steelers(MNF)               Win    (1-1)
Sept 22: vs. Green Bay Packers                         Loss   (1-2)
Sept 29: @ Cleveland Browns                           Win    (2-2)
Oct 6:    vs. New England Patriots                     Loss    (2-3)
Oct 13:  @ Buffalo Bills                                     Win    (3-3)
Oct 20:  @ Detroit Lions                                    Win    (4-3)
Oct 27:  vs. New York Jets                                 Win    (5-3)
Oct 31:  @ Miami Dolphins                                Win    (6-3)
Nov 10: @ Baltimore Ravens                             Loss   (6-4)
Nov 17: vs. Cleveland Browns                           Win    (7-4)
Dec 1:   @ San Diego Chargers                          Win    (8-4)
Dec 8:   vs. Indianapolis Colts                             Win    (9-4)
Dec 15:  @ Pittsburgh Steelers                            Loss   (9-5)
Dec 22:  vs. Minnesota Vikings                           Win   (10-5)
Dec 29:  vs. Baltimore Ravens                             Loss  (10-6)

The key portion of the Bengals schedule will start October 13, when they should be able to win 6 or 7 of their games against inferior competition. If they get hot later in the season, as was the case last year, they can still make a run to 10+ wins.

What does Vegas think?
Super Bowl Odds: 20-1
Over/Under Wins: 8.5
So, when I was in Vegas in March, the Bengals were listed at 30-1 odds to win the 2014 Super Bowl. To be quite honest, I remember saying "I own jerseys of Carson Palmer, Corey Dillon, and Chris Henry, I've thrown enough money directly in the toilet over this team." Instead, I put $100 on the Reds to win the World Series at 12-1 odds (where they still stand), which looks better considering the Yankees, Blue Jays, and Angels all had better odds.

I still don't know if I would advise someone to take the Bengals for the Superbowl. However, if that Over/Under of 8.5 was available at the time I would pounce on it in a second. Look, Mike Brown clearly has little intention of actually winning a Super Bowl, but he still needs to keep fans in the seats. Even assuming the Bengals do not win any matchups against playoff teams from last season (a feat they did not accomplish last year) they still should be able to win enough of the easy ones (Browns twice, Jets, Bills, Lions, Dolphins, Chargers, Steelers once) to get to nine wins.

Til next week,

Albert

Reds Series Recap: Are You Not Entertained?

Redlegs take 3-of-4 from the Cardinals at GABP

Games 1, 2, and 4:

The Good Guys won the first two games of the series 7-2 and 1-0 which included a number of highlights and excitement. After a crazy Game 3 affair that went a GABP-record 16 innings (see below) resulted in a loss, The Reds took control of Game 4 quickly behind four home runs (including two from Todd Frazier) and clinched the series victory in a 6-2 win. Here are some musings on the week...

--Billy Hamilton appeared in his first major league game, stole a base on the best defensive catcher in baseball, and scored the winning run on Tuesday's Game 2. A day later, he appeared in his second major league game, stole a base on the best defensive catcher in baseball, and scored the tying run in extra innings. It was an exciting weekend to see the electrifying prospect finally hit a major league diamond. With the expanded playoff rosters, there's some hope that he can contribute to a playoff run.

--Mat Latos and Homer Bailey have dominated the Cards the last 2 series
Bailey: 14.1 IP, 7H, 0ER, 3BB, 15K
Latos: 15 IP, 13 H, 6ER, 1 BB, 6K

I see you, Homer
The Reds' pitching staff has been lights out all year, I tip my hat to the best pitching coach in baseball Brian Price.

--The reemergence of Todd Frazier and Zach Cozart? Let's hope.
4-Game Series Statistics:
Frazier: 8-of-16, 2 HR, 4 RBI, 1 strikeout
Cozart: 6-of-17, 2 RBI, 3 R

--What's wrong with Joey Votto?
Votto: 2-of-18, 1 HR, 3 BB, 6 K
Joey looked completely clueless at the plate this week but people should really not be freaking out just yet. Game 3's 0-for-7 performance was dreadful and Cardinals pitchers were not afraid to pitch right at Votto with runners in scoring position. Hopefully it will just take a day off for him to clear his head.

--Charlie Sheen wanted the Reds to win for his birthday. they did.

--Dominance over Adam Wainwright (knock on wood)
8/28: 2.0IP, 8H, 9ER, 2BB, 2K, L
9/2: 6.0IP, 9H, 6ER, 2BB, 3K, L
This is a pitcher who many consider to be a Cy Young candidate.... before he played the Reds. If we do end up playing in the Wild Card Playoff Game against the Cardinals, this is who will likely be on the mound.

--Cincinnati (79-62) is currently 3 games behind the Pirates and 1.5 games behind the Cardinals in the NL Central, with six games against the Pirates remaining on the schedule. There's still time. Believe.

Game 3 AKA The Bunt Punch:
AKA BuntyGate AKA The Bunt Ultimatum AKA Bunting Private Cozart AKA A Clockwork Bunt AKA The Silence of the Bunts AKA One Bunt Over the Cuckoo's Nest..

Pour one out for Ryan Freel there 

I will not talk about this day at length, but throughout the never-ending 16-inning Game 3, Dusty called for different players to bunt on six occasions. The prevailing evidence in the statistical community shows that bunting almost always reduces the expected run probability when the play results in a sacrificed out. (I.e. it is more likely that a run with be scored with a man on first base and one out than with a man on second base with two outs).

Dusty, the ol' skip, is an old school manager so do not expect him to change his mindset on bunting, but in cases like that tight contest against the Cardinals, it can be a decision that really comes back to haunt the team.

Even Grantland's Baseball Guru Jonah Keri couldn't understand Dusty's "management" strategies

What's Coming Up: 

The competition will not be getting any easier this weekend when the red hot Los Angeles Dodgers (83-56) come to town. The Dodgers have a firm grasp on the NL West title while the Reds still need to make up crucial ground on the Cardinals and Pirates. Expect big crowds at GABP this weekend.

Also, it's Joe Morgan Weekend at Great American Ball Park and on Friday and Saturday, the starting 8 members of the 1975-76 World Series Champion Big Red Machine will be present at the stadium for the festivities.


Legends Joe Morgan, Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, Tony Perez, Dave Concepcion, George Foster, Ken Griffey Sr., and Cesar Geronimo will all grace the field and hopefully it lights a fire under Dusty Baker's squad to push through the pennant race.

Let's get wild

On another celebratory note, Third Base Coach Mark Berry (who was diagnosed with cancer in March) has been told by physicians that he is cancer-free, so hopefully he'll be around to keep waving Billy Hamilton home this October. 

All in all, it was an exciting series and The Good Guys are now seriously in contention for the NL Central title.

And as a good friend of mine once said....

Have a safe weekend,

Albert

NFL Season Preview: Ughhh Too Much to Do

Okay, so I've been trying to balance out my responsibilities to law school, the blog, the California sunshine, and my tan (joking, I'm still white). Today marks the start of the NFL season and this will not be the in-depth post I was hoping to make, but my 2013 Bengals preview on Saturday will go in-depth on the only team that really matters this year. Anyways, here we go.

So does anyone remember who even won the SuperBowl last year?

A 2013 Blog Don't Lie NFL Preview: The AFC

AFC East:

1st Place: The New England Patriots

Expected Record: 11-5 

Not really sure why this one is still a difficult decision. The last time that the Patriots lost their division, they missed the playoffs with an 11-5 record, an entire season played without Tom Brady. The East champions that year were the Miami Dolphins, who somehow are considered a playoff contender this year as well. Maybe the Dolphins manage enough out of sophomore QB Ryan Tannehill to win 8+ games in a weak division, but I wouldn't bet on it.

The criticism of the Patriots centers around the decimation of their receiving core with Aaron Hernandez, Wes Welker, Brandon Lloyd, and pass-catching RB Danny Woodhead all gone this season. Tight end Rob Gronkowski had back surgery in the offseason but he is expected to return within the first four weeks of the season, possibly as early as Week 2. I am not as concerned about any of this in the regular season. Brady should be able to make enough work with new rookie WRs Kenbrell Thompkins and Aaron Dobson and with RBs Stevan Ridley and Shane Vereen. He's done much more with worse. The defense looks to be much-improved as well. 

There are two tough 3-game stretches in their schedule that will determine if they receive one of the AFC's top two playoff seeds. Weeks 4-6 they play @Atlanta, @Cincinnati, and home against New Orleans. In Weeks 11-13 they play @Carolina, vs. Denver, and @Housto
n. I expect them to win three to four of these six games and that alone should allow them to be a 10-win team.

What it comes down to: The Secondary. Brady will get enough points on the board to beat most teams, but if the New England secondary struggles this season, there may be a few surprise losses. 

My Fantasy Pick: TE Zach Sudfeld. A popular handcuff for Gronkowski owners, Sudfeld may still become a very relevant fantasy tight end (top 10) if the Patriots decide to keep him on the field if and when Gronkowski returns. The Patriots love 2 TE sets in their offense so don't count him out.

2nd Place: The Miami Dolphins 

Expected Record: 7-9

This is more like it. The Dolphins have a difficult schedule and even the addition of WR Mike Wallace from Pittsburgh (Good riddance) should not improve the NFL's 28th ranked offense from last season. Their defense is certainly their calling card and it should remain a top-10 unit especially within the East. 

DL Cameron Wake is a certifiable monster and he can pressure the quarterback as well as any other player in the league. I also like new head RB Lamar Miller to have a 1,200-yard rushing season but there just isn't enough in the offense to beat some of the high-octane offenses that they play this year.

What it comes down to: Lamar Miller and the running game. If Miller and/or Daniel Thomas can balance out the offensive attack, it should open up the field for Tannehill to utilize his passing weapons.

My Fantasy Pick: WR Brian Hartline. Hartline often has like one really crazy game each year, but with the addition of Mike Wallace, the middle of the field may be open for Hartline to approach 70+ receptions.

3rd Place: The Buffalo Bills

Expected Record: 5-11

Honestly, I'd love to buy into the Bills. I think RB CJ Spiller is going to be a beast and that rookie QB EJ Manuel (EJ & CJ, C'mon!) will prove to be a valuable quarterback once he gets used to the NFL speed. However, Manuel is currently injured and besides a Week 3 matchup @ the Jets, the Bills are one of my picks to potentially go 0-8 or 1-7 in their first stretch of games. Almost every game at home this year (heck, their Dec. 1 matchup against Atlanta is being held in Toronto) is a killer so I just don't think this is the season. 

However, the defense has a chance to come together after an injury-riddled 2012 season so this may be my AFC East sleeper next year. 

What it comes down to: The quarterback. Some signs point to Manuel proving why he was the first-overall quarterback taken this year, but if he remains injured it could be a long season for Buffalo.

My Fantasy Pick: Manuel. Even Tim Tebow (damnit, didn't mean to mention him) was a top 15 QB during his time in Denver because of his legs so Manuel could certainly be a great backup in most formats.

4th Place: The New York Jets

Expected Record: 5-11

I take thorough enjoyment out of any Jets misery, but to be fair, they've owned the Bengals as of late. Cincinnati takes on the Jets at home this year, but even that's a game I'm not willing to write off completely. The QB situation has been discussed too often, but there's clearly not enough offensive continuity on this team to expect a 7+ win season. 

The defense still has the potential of a top-10 squad so all it takes is something to click and maybe the offense is good enough to squeak out some 13-9 games. I don't see it, but who knows. 

Terrible stretch: @Atlanta, vs. Pittsburgh, vs. New England, @ Cincinnati, vs. New Orleans, @ Buffalo, @ Baltimore, vs. Miami.

What it comes down to: Nothing. Enjoy the season Jets fans. 

My Fantasy Pick: RB Chris Ivory. No one else on this team merits a second thought. Ivory is a capable back and I am sure that Geno Smith/Sanchez will give him enough carries to reach 1,200 yards and five touchdowns.

AFC North:

1st Place: The Cincinnati Bengals 

Expected Record: 11-5

If you took the best QB in the league (your pick of Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, or Tom Brady) and could put him on any team in the NFL, it would probably be the Seattle Seahawks or the Bengals. That's how good the structure of this team is. I will go into the Bengals season further later this week but the upside is pretty clear. 

The Bengals return a team that is above-average on both sides of the ball. Often the best way to evaluate a team is to look from the inside-out, meaning the defensive and offensive lines. On defense, Geno Atkins headlines a tremendous group of monsters who really like to hit the quarterback. And not just four, but seven linemen deep.

On offense, I will really be looking at how Offensive Coordinator Jay Gruden utilizes player talents to bring out the most from third-year QB Andy Dalton AKA The Red Rifle. Rookies RB Gio Bernard and TE Tyler Eifert will test just how creative the Bengals can be with an offense of playmakers to revolve around the greatness that is AJ Green. I'll go into a schedule rundown this week, but luckily for Cincinnati, a team that usually hits its stride at midseason, the middle of the schedule gets very friendly.

What it comes down to: Andy Dalton and the coaching staff. The franchise's sights (except for Mike Brown, he just cares about money) are set on the first playoff victory since 1990 and it will be up to Dalton to overcome his past mistakes under pressure and to utilize his offensive weapons. Then again, if AJ Green gets hurt, don't count out a 6-win season. He's that important.

My Fantasy Pick: Gio Bernard seems like a great pick, especially if you watched HBO's Hard Knocks, but I'd beware. Even though rookies have succeeded on the team recently, Dalton and Green really had no one to battle for snaps. I do not think the coaching staff will fully utilize Bernard's skills this year but you can expect him to be a decent PPR play. I think the Bengals Defense will be great this year, so keep an eye on them.

2nd Place: The Pittsburgh Steelers
Expected Record: 10-6

Year after year I root for the Steelers to fall short of the playoffs and last season I was rewarded. But really, I cannot expect it to happen again. I think Ben Roethlisberger will have a relatively healthy season and that the loss of WR Mike Wallace will really not be that noticeable. Center Maurkice Pouncey headlines an improved offensive line that will give the running game just enough daylight to balance out the offense.

Coach Mike Tomlin will certainly make sure the defense gets back on track and I think Rookie linebacker Jarvis Jones (Georgia) will be a big impact player this season. It really would not surprise me if Pittsburgh starts off 6-1 and immediately contends for the AFC North crown. 

What it comes down to: Health. Pittsburgh still has enough to be a Super Bowl contender, but they need Roethlisberger and the offensive line to be on the field for 14+ games.

My Fantasy Pick:


3rd Place: The Baltimore Ravens
Expected Record: 8-8

An offseason of roster overhauls, the loss of Ray Lewis/Ed Reed, and a much tougher schedule give me the sense that Baltimore may be watching playoff football from home this January. Look, GM Ozzie Newsome and the Baltimore staff should be heralded for how well they have set up this team, but if not for a few fortunate breaks, they may not have made the playoffs last year. The Ravens were 7-3 in one-score games last season and certainly should have lost a game against San Diego that they saved on a fourth-and-29 conversion with a Ray Rice screen pass. (That play should only work in Madden)

It's not impossible and I have actually always actually been a fan of Joe Flacco as a quarterback. It just seems that this is the year Baltimore falls just short of the playoffs.

What it comes down to: The first half of the season. The first ten games come @Denver, vs. Cleveland, vs. Houston, @Buffalo, @Miami, vs. Green Bay, @ Pittsburgh, @ Cleveland, vs. Cincinnati, and @Chicago. The Ravens have usually relied on a quick start, so they better be ready.

My Fantasy Pick: WR Torrey Smith. Smith should perform like a legitimate WR2 in about every league this year. The Baltimore defense should regress this season so I like the idea of Flacco having to throw it deep a few more times each game. Expect 9+ touchdowns from Smith.

4th Place: The Cleveland Browns
Expected Record: 5-11

I'm not expecting a huge season out of the Browns this year, but in no means do I think a match against this Cleveland squad is an easy matchup. They got lineman Paul Kruger from Baltimore and added more defensive talent in the offseason. With Trent Richardson at running back and a solid offensive line, the running game should be dangerous. Hopefully, sophomore (but 29-years-old) QB Brandon Weeden makes some better decisions and WR Greg Little doesn't drop 88 passes.

What it comes down to: The Dog Pound. If Cleveland can win a fair share of their favorable home games (Miami, Buffalo, Detroit, Jacksonville, Cincinnati? we always lose one to them), they could definitely approach 8-8 but I am not ready to give Weeden the benefit of the doubt.

My Fantasy Pick: No one really. I believe that Trent Richardson is a beast, so I'll go with him even though he is a top-10 running back in most drafts. I buy into him being healthy and the only option for this Cleveland team to do much damage.

AFC South: 

1st Place: The Houston Texans
Expected Record: 12-4

Now we get to Andy Dalton's kryptonite. The Texans should also be on that list of top-overall teams I mentioned earlier. On defense, J.J. Watt is obviously the toast of the NFL and the secondary is strong with ex-Bengal CB Jonathan Joseph and ex-Raven S Ed Reed. The offensive line is massive and RB Arian Foster has a perfect understanding of their zone-blocking scheme. QB Matt Schaub has received too much criticism and this team is probably my favorite to represent the AFC in the SuperBowl.

We will get to see the Texans play almost every upper-echelon NFL team except for Green Bay (vs. Seattle, @San Francisco, vs. New England, vs. Denver) so we will get a good idea of how well they can stack up with some of their playoff opponents.

What it comes down to: Nothing. Write them in for 10+ wins and the playoffs.

My Fantasy Pick: WR DeAndre Hopkins may have a breakout season as Schaub's safety valve so we'll see if he can find enough open space to make a difference.

2nd Place: The Indianapolis Colts
Expected Record: 9-7

Grantland's Bill Barnwell has written at length about how the Colts are a likely team to regress after a wild 2012 season that saw rookie QB Andrew Luck carry them to the playoffs while Coach Chuck Pagano recovered from leukemia.

I am a little bit higher on the Colts but this should be a more difficult season for the team. Indianapolis was fantastic in one-score games and defenses may figure out how to take advantage of Luck's mistakes.

What it comes down to: The first half of the season. The second half presents a number of favorable matchups for
Indy but the first half should be brutal with games against San Francisco, Seattle, Denver, and Houston.

My fantasy pick: I like WR T.Y Hilton and RB Ahmad Bradshaw to become legitimate starters this season for teams in almost any formate. Bradshaw is still young and elusive when his foot his healthy and Hilton should emerge as Luck's favorite WR in the next year or two.

3rd Place: The Tennessee Titans 
Expected Record: 6-10

I actually think the Tennessee offense should be much improved this year. If Chris Johnson, Kenny Britt, Kendall Wright, and QB Jake Locker can all stay healthy this offense could be flush with fantasy studs. However, the defense is a mess and I don't think the offense can help account for the points they will be giving up. They added Patriot Killer (Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Ridley) safety Bernard Pollard from Baltimore but it shouldn't do much.

What it comes down to: The offensive line. The O-line has been miserable the past few years but they did draft Alabama Guard Chance Warmack in the first round. If they can give Locker some time in the pocket and CJ some holes to run though this offense may actually break the top-20 in the league.

My Fantasy Pick: This is a team I would generally advise you to stay far away from, but WR Kenny Britt has risen up draft boards since it seems he may actually be healthy enough to play 10+ games this year. Wright could be a great PPR play but be wary of this Titans team.

4th Place: The Jacksonville Jaguars 
Expected Record: 3-13

This one may get ugly. The Jaguars are definitely in the running to have the worst record of 2013 and that may enable them to cut ties with QB Blaine Gabbert who just doesn't seem to be the answer for the Jags. Heck, they don't even get a full slate of home games. Their "home" game against San Francisco in London on October 27 will likely be a difficult game to keep close.

What it comes down to: The offense performing against mediocre teams. Jacksonville faces some of the most questionable teams in the league (Kansas City, Oakland, St Louis, San Diego, Tennessee, Buffalo) so there is a possibility they can put it together a few wins against this slate.

My Fantasy Pick: RB Maurice Jones Drew should be a top-15 fantasy pick this year. MJD is just one year removed from leading the league in rushing and he seems to be healthy coming into the season.

AFC West: 

1st Place: The Denver Broncos 
Expected Record: 12-4

The Denver offense is going to be a monster unit this year. I mean, they have three fantastic wide receivers and Peyton Manning. The running back committee includes rookie Montee Ball, Knowshon Moreno, and Ronnie Hillman so there should be fresh legs to help balance out the passing attack.
The biggest question is on defense where they lost Elvis Dumervil and defensive stud Von Miller, who will be suspended for the first six games of the season. This squad should run through the West as long as Peyton stays healthy.

What it comes down to: Peyton. As I said, he makes this the most reliable team in the AFC but if he goes down it may get ugly quickly.

My Fantasy Pick: Ball may have a few great seasons ahead but the first few weeks may be rough as he tries to get the majority of carries. WR Wes Welker should have a crazy year, but then again he always has a crazy year so it's nothing new. This team is full of fantasy options.

2nd Place: The San Diego Chargers
Expected Record: 8-8

San Diego actually wasn't a terrible team last year. Yes, the days of their SuperBowl caliber squads seem to be behind us, but they went 7-9 and had a few really unfortunate losses last year. With Coach Norv Turner gone, expect a little more fight out of this Chargers team as they try to find out if QB Phillip Rivers is still their long-term solution. Plus they drafted, Mant'i Teo, so they have that.

What it comes down to: Holding it down at home. The Chargers have a brutal home schedule with no games that seem like a lock (Houston, Dallas, Indianapolis, Denver, Cincinnati, NY Giants, Kansas City). They need to surprise a few of those teams in order to approach a .500 record for the year.

My Fantasy Pick: It was WR Denario Alexander until he unfortunately got injured, but I'll go with RB Ryan Matthews who suffered TWO collarbone fractures last season. If he is healthy, he's a great all-around back who is slipping down a lot of draft boards. I actually think Teo will have a good season too if you play IDP.

3rd Place: The Kansas City Chiefs
Expected Record: 8-8

Many people are bullish on the Chiefs this year. With new Coach Andy Reid, new QB Alex Smith, and the tragedy of last year's player suicide behind them, the Chiefs definitely have the ability to be the most improved team this year. However, I won't be jumping to a 10+ win season for the squad just yet. The defense is great but their schedule outside of their division is challenging as they face the NFC East.

They certainly have more potential to outperform expectations than the Chargers but I would temper expectations slightly. Next year seems more likely.

What it comes down to: Defeating the AFC South. If they can get wins against Jacksonville, Tennessee, and Indianapolis, they could certainly make a case for a late playoff push.

My Fantasy Pick: I think Jamaal Charles could very well be fantasy's top running back this year. If he's healthy, everything seems to be in place for him having a monster season of 2,000+ combined yards. I also think WR Dwayne Bowe will struggle more than people think. Remember how much San Francisco WR Michael Crabtree succeeded after Smith left? Smith is better than Brady Quinn but Bowe will probably just be a Flex play this year.

4th place: The Oakland Raiders
Expected Record: 4-12

The Raiders have a definite shot at going 0-8 or 1-7 in their first slate of games. Their record after that shouldn't be too great either. Ex-Ohio State QB Terrell Pryor should have an interesting time acclimating to the NFL pace and RB Darren McFadden will certainly not play over 12 games. I don't really have much else I want to write on Oakland.

What it comes down to: Finding joy in the little things. Hopefully they can find some long term solutions but it looks like Oakland is clearly in the hunt for the 1st overall pick.

My Fantasy Pick: Pryor should be interesting. He scored 22 points in one game of standard format leagues last year. If he can run enough he may qualify as a legitimate Bye week candidate at QB.

AFC Playoff Predictions: 

Wild Card Round: 

Indianapolis Colts @ Cincinnati Bengals

Pittsburgh Steelers @ New England Patriots

I think the Bengals should be able to beat the Colts. Cincinnati struggles with tough defenses like Houston but I think they should be able to pressure Luck enough to come through with their first playoff victory since 1990. 

The Steelers-Patriots game would be a doozy if both QBs are healthy. New England should be able to sneak it out this year and I think Gronkowski runs all over the Steelers secondary. 

Conference Semifinals:
Patriots @ Denver Broncos

Bengals @ Houston Texans

This Patriots-Broncos thing will happen. It should have last year. I think the ghost of Wes Welker haunts the Patriots this year and that they lose to Manning. 

Unfortunately the Bengals just cannot avoid the Texans. After dispatching the Bengals at home in two consecutive playoff games, the Texans will finally let one slip. It's going to be a very ugly game though.

Conference Championship: 

Denver Broncos defeat Cincinnati Bengals

The Broncos should be in full attack mode at this point in the season and Von Miller will terrorize Andy Dalton much like JJ Watt has in recent seasons. I see few opportunities for the Bengals to win at Mile High Stadium.

My NFC Preview should be up by Friday or Saturday, so until then, enjoy the Broncos v. Ravens game tonight. 

Love,

Albert

Tech Tuesday: Seeing into the Future

Tech Tuesday: 
Cause lets be honest, who wants to read about football all week?

Breakthrough of the Week:
Duke University researchers will soon be offering their first-generation bionic eyes to blind people.

Why did they do it?
Because there a lot of blind people who want to see, ya dufus. Sight is arguably the most important of the human senses and is increasingly necessary in a world that it seems is becoming more inconvenient for the visually impaired.  Since the invention of bifocals, innovations aiding the blind have been relatively stagnant, but it seems the next big leap is ready to be made, especially considering the device is already successfully being used in Europe (looking at you FDA).



How did they do it?
There are cells in the back of our eyes called retinal cells, which receive light patterns and translate them into sensory action potentials to the brain. Certain people who suffer from blindness actually have lost function of these retinal cells.

How this device works is by using an array of electrodes implanted in the retina of the patient. Basically the patient wears a camera on a pair of glasses, this video is converted digitally in a small computer on the patient's belt, and that video is transmitted via the retinal implant, named the Argus II. The next step for the Argus III is to make it all wireless.

How will this affect my life?
The blind will see. I'm assuming if you're reading this you aren't blind, but who knows. Eventually we will grow old, and some of us will lose our ability to see.

Look to the future,
Love,

Nate

Ohio State Recap

Week One: Success, Sort Of...

By, Michael Matthews

First off, I feel like I should introduce myself. I am as die-hard an Ohio State fan as you will find. My family moved to Columbus when I was 4, and thus began this epic love affair. I went to my first Buckeye game when I was 5, watching OSU and Eddie George crush Purdue 28-0. I did not even have to look that score up. Speaking of scores, I could probably tell you the final score of every Ohio State-Michigan game of the past 25 years. As a child of the Cooper years, I know more emotional pain than any kid should ever feel.

I am not ashamed to admit that I have cried as a result of Ohio State losses. Thankfully I dropped that habit when I was about 10. I count the night Ohio State beat Miami to win the national title as one of the greatest moments of my life. 31-24, God bless that game. 

I figured I needed to showcase my credentials, much in the same way Bearcat homer Grift Krehnbrink did in his post. Anyway, on to recapping this past weekend's game.

Ohio State-Buffalo Recap

I think the collective response from most Buckeye fans after week one's 40-20 victory over Buffalo is a big old "mehhhhhh." There were some great moments (the entire first quarter), some bad moments (somebody block Khalil Mack), and some ugly moments (Braxton's pick 6...yikes). I'll focus on the good and the bad for all three units - offense, defense, and special teams.

Offense

First Quarter: Ceeeeeelllebrate good times...

The Good: I could watch the entire first quarter on repeat. The offense looked efficient and explosive. Braxton moved the squad efficiently down the field for three straight touchdowns, connecting on two 2-point conversions, rolling to a 23-0 lead. The offense racked up 208 yards in the quarter and it looked like they might hang 50 in the first half.

Before I move on, I must mention Jordan Hall, who turned in a career performance on Saturday. The 5th year senior rushed for a career-high 159 yards on 21 rushes, averaging 7.6 yards per carry. Many forget that Hall actually started over Carlos Hyde last year before going down with a season-ending injury. Carlos may face some stiff competition from Hall when he returns from suspension later this season.                                                                 

                                                                            

Jordan Hall...beast

Can somebody block this dude?

The Bad: After the aforementioned first quarter, the offense seemed to become complacent, with Buffalo actually outscoring the Buckeyes 20-17 the rest of the game. Khalil Mack, a linebacker for Buffalo and a projected NFL first round draft pick, dominated OSU's offensive line, especially sophomore Taylor Decker. 

Mack recorded 9 tackles, 2.5 sacks, and an interception, showcasing some elite speed by returning it for a touchdown. While Mack may very well be the best defensive player Ohio State faces all season, it was a bit disconcerting to witness one player completely dominate the way he did.

Defense

Curtis Grant doesn't need a helmet

The Good: The defense, dealing with suspensions (Roby) and injuries (Shazier, C.J. Barnett, Tommy Schutt), played a relatively good game. The unit allowed 258 yards to the Bulls and two touchdowns, which, considering they were missing their 3 best players for most of the game, can only be considered a positive outing. The best part of the day was the emergence of junior linebacker Curtis Grant. The highly sought-after recruit, rated a 5 star by rivals, has failed to live up to enormous expectations for much of his career. Grant turned in a very solid performance on Saturday, recording 7 tackles, including 4 solo. The defense will be greatly improved if Grant can continue his upward swing.

The Bad: While the defense did play well, there were times when they, like the offense, seemed complacent. The most concerning aspect of the game was the sub-par performance delivered by Armani Reeves. Reeves, the former 4-star recruit from Massachusetts who sported a rattail throughout training camp, started in place of the suspended Bradley Roby. Reeves was beat on several plays, and seemed to play tentatively throughout the game, often giving the receiver a 7-10 yard cushion at the line of scrimmage. While Reeves may have just been following the gameplan, Buffalo took advantage early, throwing several underneath routes that easily gained about 7-8 yards each time. Thankfully, the All-American Roby returns from suspension next week.

Shave the rattail, Armani

Special Teams

The Good: Dontre Wilson looked excellent, returning a kick for 51 yards. Also, the PAT unit looked great in converting two 2-point conversions in the first quarter. In the past few years, Oregon, under Chip Kelly, regularly went for the 2-point conversion early in the game. Urban, always looking for an edge, looks to have drawn some inspiration from Chip and the Ducks. Lastly, Drew Basil showed off his strong leg in converting a 39 yard field goal in the fourth quarter. Basil may turn out to be an important weapon later on this season.

The Bad: While he did not actually fumble at all, Philly Brown bobbled three punts in the first half, looking very shaky overall. Brown, an excellent return-man who returned two punts for touchdowns last year, needs to clean up his punt-fielding in order to avoid costly mistakes down the road.

Also, the punt block unit was assessed a 15-yard roughing the punter penalty in the first quarter. Again, OSU must avoid costly penalties like this in the future when the schedule toughens up.

Overall, a 20 point win in week one is a success. Next week, Roby and Rod Smith return from suspension, and C.J. Barnett potentially returns from a sprained ankle to take on San Diego State at 3:30 at Ohio Stadium.

Around the Nation

Clemson had the win of the weekend, defeating Georgia at home to throw themselves into the thick of the national title chase. Tajh Boyd, who completed 18 of 30 passes for 270 yards, with three touchdowns and no interceptions, established himself as a bona-fine Heisman contender. Despite losing, Georgia, due to the power of the SEC, is still in the thick of the national title hunt. The Bulldogs must regroup with Jadeveon Clowney and South Carolina on the horizon.

Alabama, despite winning 35-10 over Virginia Tech, looked less than impressive. The Crimson Tide managed only 206 yards of total offense, and their re-built offensive line looked over-matched at times against the Hokie defense. The Tide managed to score two touchdowns on special teams and one on defense to make the game seem much more lopsided than it actually was. 'Bama must shore up the offense if they expect to even win the SEC West this year, because LSU looked extremely impressive in beating a talented TCU team 37-27. The Tigers rolled up 448 yards of total offense compared to TCU's 259. LSU showcased a balanced attack, with quarterback Zach Mettenberger throwing for 251 yards, and Terence Magee and Alfred Blue combining for 197 yards on the ground.

Save this for Alabama

Lastly, I guess I should mention Johnny Football, as everything he does is analyzed and dissected to the nth degree. Manziel's antics were a bit over the top, and he should probably realize that many people around the country - including players and fans - do not like him very much. However, I do like the "me against the world" attitude he showcased, though maybe talking so much trash to Rice is not the best look.

     

                                                                   

With one week in the books, no team was completely knocked out of the national title chase. Next week, The U takes on Florida, South Carolina travels to Georgia, and Michigan hosts Notre Dame in three key matchups. See ya in a week...

Science Saturday: The Other, Other White Meat

I Can't Believe it's Not Cow!

now that is some gourmet shit.

Breakthough of the (past) week
Earlier last week the first synthetic hamburger was taste-tested for the first time.

Why did they do it?
Because the meat industry is effed up! Where to begin? As a biologist I must start with the antibiotics. Herd immunity is proven to be a good thing and about 50 years ago cattle farmers took notice. They started feeding their cows with antibiotics in order to prevent disease and thus raise profits. No problem, right? Well now cattle are raised by the tens-of-thousands and pumped with so much unnecessary antibiotics that it's leading to superbugs which cannot be treated by any medicine that exists. This of course ends up in our food supply and makes everyone else sick.

 Second is cost, and I'm not just talking about money. When you think about it, a lot of time and resources go in to raising a cow. Water, food, medicine, land. What if all that could be cut out? There are also loads of ramifications on the environment when it comes to raising cattle, methane pollution (cow farts) being one. Third is animal cruelty. I think each one of us has seen more PETA commercials than we like, so how about I just say that synthetic meat cuts out this problem, end of conversation.

How did they do it?
Stem cells are taken from a cow, which are then nourished in a lab to become muscle cells that are grown until they become mature enough to eat!

How does this affect my life?
The meat we eat in the future will be synthetic, deal with it. Unless your super rich and can afford "the real stuff" meat is simply going to become too expensive given the costs of land, water, medicine and feed to raise a whole cow. This is mainly caused by an exponentially rising human population with a taste for western cuisine (cheeseburgers). Also if you're playing by the letter of the law this food is fair game for vegetarians (but not vegans (that's right I know the difference between that BS)).

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a paper to write..

Had to get a spongebob reference in there

Love,

Nate

Here Come the Cats: A NCAA Preview

**Editor's Note: I'd like to welcome one more college football analyst to the site, UC Bearcat and St. Xavier Bomber Grift Krehnbrink. Grift will be covering the Queen City's beloved Cincinnati Bearcats and whatever else comes into play this season. Enjoy.**

College Football Preview: 

The University of Cincinnati Bearcats

 by Grift Krehnbrink

Upon being asked to write a blog about the upcoming football season and in particular the outlook for the University of Cincinnati, a few things need to be said before any masterful predicting is done.

First things first: I am a die-hard Bearcats fan who truly believes (warranted or not) UC is destined for greatness, so if you are looking for an unbiased article based on stats, sabermetrics, or the results of a past Sugar Bowl (See Tebow turns Water into Bearcat Blood), read Jeff Fay on the Enquirer.  This will be written solely for the purpose of pumping up Red & Black fans for the year ahead.  The fact of the matter is I love the addition of Tommy Tuberville to our program and all the redneck football awesomeness he brings with him,

Coach Tubs believes in cultural equality
 as shown above

Second, I realize UC plays in the AAC, which I could only assume stands for Alcoholics Anonymous Corp based on the booze I plan to consume to get me through games like Memphis, Temple, and SMU.  However, Cincy has gone out and scheduled some quality out-of-conference opponents to beef up the schedule and ends the season at home against Louisville, so don’t reach for that [Natural Light*] just yet. **Beer edited by site manager. 

Next, I am writing this based on previously attained knowledge with little research: just a man trying to spread the good word, and I will base my thoughts of what I have seen and what I expect to see.  I will have predictions, but they will be short and sweet.

I WANNA MEET
JOHN LENNON

Lastly, My qualifications for writing this are nothing short of pristine.  I have been to every UC home game in the last 6 years (excluding the USF game I was tossed from for chicken-winging someone).   John Hughes, starting DT for the Cleveland Browns, cheated off me in History of Rock & Roll freshman year.  When I asked him how he thought he did on the final, he responded, “However you did." Can’t be completely certain, but I take a lot of responsibility for his success thereafter.  Another NFL defensive tackle who will not be named also cold-clocked me at a bar sophomore year on campus and sent me a “Mile High”.  For my attendance, my inter-working knowledge of Chucky Berry and the Beatles, and the stress management course I gave to Wolfe (oops) for free, I have earned the right to write.

So let’s talk some football, shall we?  A few key items on the agenda to talk about.  To keep things interesting we will give these both a UC-branded feel using a scale of Barwin-to-Butch: Barwin will be our exciting as in Connor Barwin, dating back to his speech where he screamed to the crowd at the Crosstown Shootout if Xavier still had a football team we would kick their ass and who still rocks the letterman jacket; Butch will rep our not-so-exciting, for the coach who takes the same cliché slogans wherever he goes and changes one letter around to make them work (and here is his high school photo.  What a boring nerd). Represent the T, Butch.  Here’s a list of exciting and not-so-exciting things coming for UC in the next 4 months. 

Looks like you got a lot of pain by those eyes?
You know the cure for that?  Weed. You got any?

Chance for National Recognition-Kinda-ish:

The Bearcats are coming off back-to-back 10 win seasons, both shootout victories over middle-tier teams from Power conferences and for the first time ever breaking in a coach in Tommy Tuberville who doesn't need breaking in as the head of a major program. The Bearcats will have two more chances in the first two weeks of the season to take down teams from another Power Conference, and one us Cincinnati fans despise as that: The B1G.  Purdue comes to Nippert Stadium the first week of the season as 10 point’ dogs, and Cincy will head to Champagne, IL the following Saturday for a square-off with Illinois.  No, these are not games against Michigan and Ohio State, but they do provide a chance for UC to show the rest of the nation early on that most of the B1G is better in conference name alone.  Seeing how Tommy T handles himself in the Opener should be enough reason for everyone to tune in this weekend. Place on the Scale: Maybe not Barwin, but definitely not Butch.  We’ll call it Barwutch.  Might coin that name for a sandwich someday.

Kay vs. Legaux-- Controversial Controversy?

The quarterback controversy that has arisen in camp from Coach Tommy Tuberville's comments is total Butch.  You don’t even have to look at the numbers to see what Brandon Kay meant to the 2012 Bearcats. QB Munchie Legaux had his moments, and led an exciting comeback victory against Va Tech and an almost-comeback victory against Louisville, but many times it was his sloppy play that put us into those situations.  

Munchie has an abundance of talent, but can span from erratic to indifferent when he is on the field.  Kay doesn’t necessarily have the natural athletic abilities of Munchie, but he proved through the second half of 2012 his ability to make the right play, and his ability to lead the team through hard times.  I can understand Tommy T in his first year wanting hard work in camp to be a main factor in naming his QB and that new Offensive Coordinator Eddie Gran is putting in a system most likened to a hybrid spread-Pro style offense, but it should be Kay’s job to lose going into Saturday. Place on the Scale: Butch for sure, but not as Butch as this.  Damn you Butch.

Finding Another Skill Playmaker to Bring it All Together on O

Everyone who has watched UC football over the last two years knows what Ralph David Abernathy IV can do.  The offensive line returning is considered one of the best in the country, even with losing the Center Sprague to injury in camp.  The quarterback options have already been noted.  The question is, who will step up when quality defensive opponents are keying on RDA4? Travis Kelce is gone and taken residence in KC after leading the ‘Cats in receptions in touchdowns a year ago.  Kenbrell Thompkins is off and doing big things for the New England Patriots at their top receiver in the preseason.  George Wynn, the leading rusher from last year’s Belk Bowl Champion team is also gone.  

Can Chisum be the long ball option in 2013?

Can Anthony McClung regain his form from a couple of years ago at the wideout spot, or will it be Shaq Washington, Alex Chisum, or a newcomer who becomes the go-to option out wide.  Is redshirt freshman DJ Dowdy the answer to replace Kelce at tight end, or will it be senior Blake Annen who finally gets the nod? Can Tion Green, Hosey Williams, and Rod Moore provide necessary carries up the middle and in shorter yardage situations to let Abernathy do what he does best in open space out wide?  The talent is there, but we will see who steps up and turns that talent into production for the offense.  Place on the Scale: Barwin with a dash of Mardy Gilyard.

Shoring up Problems with Defensive Front and Backfield

The linebacker position should be a major strength for UC even with losing Malik Bomar to graduation. Greg Blair leads a group of linebackers along with Jeff Luc and Nick Temple which is considered tops in the AAC.  The question marks on defense rest in the front and in the back.  Up front, it will be up to mainstay Jordan Stepp to anchor a line replacing some key members from the last few years.  In the back, look for Devon Drane and Arryn Chenault to step up as leaders for a unit with a ton of inexperience.  I am excited to see who will step up and take charge, but I think I am most excited about seeing Silverberry Mouhon get a ton of snaps.  I mean c’mon, his name is Silverberry.  
Scale: SilverBarwin Mouhon?  No? Well, I tried.

Last Season With Nippert in its Current State

There was a keg snuck into the Student Section last year.  Yup

The Bearcats have announced they will play all of their home games in Paul Brown Stadium downtown in 2014 while renovations begin to finally add Suite capabilities and a few extra seats.  Going downtown for a year could be beneficial for the program, and hopefully it will bring with it bigger crowds and interests, but I will miss the claustrophobic, drunken mess that is Nippert.  

There is something about the close quarters, hour-long bathroom lines, overpriced beer, and being so close to the action you can throw snowballs at the opposing team that makes the historic stadium one of a kind.  If you didn’t go to UC or are not a fan, you just wouldn’t get it. I get that Nippert is in much need of a facelift, but the idea of having to fork over dollars to Mike Brown to watch my ‘Cats sickens me. Place On a Scale: Barwinning for the upgrades, Butch League having to pay any money to the Brown family.

Final Regular Season Matchup Against Rutgers 

and the ‘Ville on Senior Night:

I won’t sugarcoat it: it sucks being the team left out of conference realignment and watching Rutgers all gooey about their B1G invitation and seeing Louisville get scooped up by the ACC.  It’s like that time your sexy ex-girlfriend was all like “Hey you’re great.. you’re just not great for me”.  And you’re all like “But babe… I can change..just give me a chance”.  Well it might not get us out of the AAC, but these last scheduled games provide a chance to prove the big boys of college football were wrong about leaving us in the aftermath.  Rutgers comes into this season touted as the second best team in the AAC and a huge gate on their fence that reads “B1G bound! 2013”.  Louisville is ranked pre-season #9 and is every expert’s pick to win the depleted American in a landslide on the shoulders of Hesiman hopeful Teddy Bridgewater.  These are two solid football teams, but there should be optimism in Clifton for these matchups. 

For starters, UC lost to both of these schools last year by 7 points or less, Rutgers a long touchdown play in an otherwise deadlocked game, and with Louisville winning in overtime on a second-try field goal after a timeout gave the Cards Kicker a second chance.  Rutgers should be a quality test under second-year coach Kyle Flood, but it won’t be anything new out of Pescataway that we haven’t seen over the last few years, and I don’t really think QB Gary Nova is anything to write home about.  When Lousville comes to town December 5 for Senior Night,  Cincy must contain Bridgewater and be prepared to throw the football.  If they can, they will find themselves in the same situation as last year with a chance to knock off the favored Cardinals.  No matter what the outcome, both of these matchups against teams that don’t share much love should be fun to watch.  Place on Scale: Man I hate Louisville. Barwin with Braces.

Every article about football has to include a prediction on something, right?

Predictions for 2013:

Record : 10-2 with a berth in either Russell Athletic Bowl or Belk Bowl

UC has the potential to beat every team on their schedule, but they need to prove they can be consistent week in-week out enough to do so.  If the Bearcats can get off to a hot start by taking Purdue and Illinois, they have a few weeks of pick-me-up games to get ready for some tougher tests late in the year.  Rutgers and Louisville are the two matchups everyone needs to watch, but keep your eye games at Houston and at USF.  Houston could be a shootout and USF has always played us notoriously tough.

Most Valuable Player(s) on Offense –Alex Chisum and Tion Green

This isn’t a nod to these two being the best offensive players, but they are in my eyes two of the most important.  RDA4 is a touchdown waiting to happen on every play, and he will be seeing a bunch more touches with Kelce and Wynn gone.  He will not have many opportunities, however, if he is the only option in a one-dimensional offense.  I think Chisum gives the Bearcats a field stretching threat and a set of great hands, and I look for him to open some spaces for Ralphy and the other horses in the stable to gallup through.  Green will need to provide gutsy short yardage runs and show a fearless mentality in attacking between-the-hash runs.  If both of these guys can take care of business, you might just see the most exciting, athletic offenses UC has put on the field, and that counts all of the Brian Kelly years.

Most Valuable Player on Defense – Greg Blair

Nothing else to say.  Just a beast of an enforcer in the middle who leads this defense with pride and a chip on his shoulder.   Look for him to have a major season.

 Jersey I will Buy: Silverberry Mouhon

AND he's good with kids? 

I might have it abbreviated to S’Berry Mou, but haven’t decided exactly what will be labeled on my threads.  

Times Annoyed When Munchie Plays, 

Mostly Because of the Slogan “Legggoooo Munchie!”: 

Every. time.

Seriously people, stop doing this stupid chant.  It was clever maybe the first game last year.  Now you just sound like an idiot.

There's the door Munchie.  "Legggoo".  

That’s a wrap y’all.  Cats Fans, get excited for another year of what should be another fantastic year adding to UC football’s recent track of success.  Come to the games, enjoy some refreshments, be loud and annoying towards the other team, and buy a Silverberry Mouhon jersey with me.