Monday, August 19, 2013

Blog Don't Lie: Investigative Report

Who Killed Science Saturday?

Ladies and gentlemen, there's seems to have been....a murder..



As the legions of you have been wondering, Blog Don't Lie's semi-kinda-popular weekly Science Saturday segment has gone missing. Last week, I brushed off the absence, thinking that it was just the result of some sort of cosmic imbalance, or some science phenomenon that hadn't been explained to me in layman's terms.

Well, after this Saturday passed without a hint of a blog post, I believe it's fair to conclude that our friend Nathaniel Summer is either a victim of a terrible kidnapping, or a dangerous psychopath out to kill his own blog...

Or

If anyone has any idea on the whereabouts of Nathaniel, contact me at 513-240-4849. Let's hope its not too late before Science Saturday becomes a complete thing of the past.

ON ANOTHER NOTE....ARE YOU TALENTED? 

DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COOL THINGS?
DO YOU NOT LIE? 

Seeing as Nate is still M.I.A, we need some more staff here at BDL. Whether its movies, music, pop culture, science (too soon..), or sports, there's plenty to contribute. Come trick around at BDL. Hit me up on Hotmail (yes, I know) at awv644@hotmail.com 

Also, Beware the Redlegs..


2 comments:

  1. Confirmed sighting: Lucky's Bar, Columbus OH on Saturday 8/17. He was with a rather intoxicated blonde, they left early, destination unknown.

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  2. Whoever it is, she just may be the mastermind behind all of this.

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